Doesn't make you bleed or scream. Compared to the 15 other root canals I've had, his surgery was a walk in the park. As a matter of fact, I began chipping my own teeth with a whittled down rock hammer just so I could feel the latex satisfaction of repeated reconstruction and root killing euphoria that only a highly experienced dentist can perform. And to top it all off, and end this ridiculous requirement of a couple thousand characters, I can watch ESPN, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and even that commi ABC crap they have on in the afternoons, although, it does go nicely with the whining spin of metal against enamel on a hot Dallas day. Jesus, do i still have to keep on writing; this is insane. Who can write this much about someone they see for an hour every year. Go see him, he's good, is that what this is all about. I told you, HE HAS TV.
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